also, you should probably view this on pc

massive disclaimer: despite the misleading url, i am not in fact an irl or delusional. i'm just nikolai. you'd be surprised that someone actually tried to claim i was. i'm just the real deal man. you want a signature?

i have a lot of names, however i usually use nikolai, fish, or squwee, depending on what site i'm on and who i'm with. i go by he/it, although i scrap the it on some websites because people like to start arguments about that stuff. i use bronouns too. and i prefer masc/neutral terms, but i don't really care.

my birthday is december 14th and i'm currently in high school. i'm a sagittarius and my mbti is INTP, so do with that what you will. i like men smooch woah mama gee willikers aahhhhh ahhhhh fyodor, i'm also an angel

music
i like a lot of different music, and i don't really know genres, so i'll just list some of my favorite artists or bands. azali, roar, puzzle, melanie martinez, will stetson, vertigoaway, will wood (and the tapeworms), bo en, casio dad, depeche mode, placebo, maretu, kikuo, kairiki bear, utsu p, and abuse.

media
bsd, fyodor, mp100, PPPPPP, csm, kagepro, no.6, undertale, deltarune, omori, yume nikki, okegom, goat simulator, roblox, reverse1999, video games in general. i'm very picky with horror games though. i hate horror that relies on jumpscares.

fyodor
he makes me want to rip my hair out whenever i see him his haters actually bring me distress . so do his stans that claim theyre his number one fan you are not his number one fan i dont think you know what i would do for this man i swear to god

ships
honestly, i'm not insane about ships in media. i can enjoy them and definitely really like them (if you can't tell by my carrd), but i don't exactly care what you ship as long as it isn't a blatant red flag. anyways, these are all bsd, but i like fyolai, fyosig, fyozai, sigmatsu, siglai, skk, ranpoe, fyopoe, polydecay, shibufyo, suegiku, and fyofish (canon.)